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TOOWOOMBA PUB GOLF

11 Holes • 11 Pubs • 1 Champion
FRIDAY NIGHT • TOOWOOMBA CBD

👔 FULL GOLF ATTIRE IS MANDATORY

Polo shirts, visors, caps, plaid pants, golf gloves. Commit to the bit.

No golf gear = +2 penalty on Hole 1
⚡ How It Works
1

Play in pairs (teams of 2). Both players drink the set drink at each pub.

2

Number of sips to finish = your score. Skull it in one = 1 (ace).

3

Team score = Player 1 sips + Player 2 sips + any penalties.

4

Lowest total score wins — just like real golf.

👉 Quick Access
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Live Leaderboard

Current standings & team scores

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The Course

All 11 holes with drinks & rules

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Scoring & Points

Sip scoring, bonuses & penalties

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Walking Route

Pub order & quick reference list

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Rules & Info

Detailed rules explained & final notes

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📊 Live Leaderboard

Current standings • Lowest score wins

🏌 The Course

11 Holes • Tap a hole number to jump
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2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
1

Mouse Proof Par 4

Drink: 🍺 Strongest % Beer on Tap
Nickname Hole

Winning team (lowest score) assigns ALL golf nicknames for every player. These stick all night and are used at Hole 5. Win this if you don't want something embarrassing.

2

Royal Hotel Par 4

Drink: 🍸 Last Place Picks Your Drink
Wrong Hand

Non-dominant hand only. +1 every time the wrong hand touches your drink. Worst team from Hole 1 picks what everyone else drinks — anything on the menu. Can pick different drinks for different teams.

3

Spotted Cow Par 4

Drink: 🍺 Schooner of Cider
No Phones

All phones face-down in the middle. +1 every time you touch yours. Dob your mates in.

4

Sports Club Par 3

Drink: 🍸 Vodka Soda
Pokie Gamble

Every team puts $5 in a pokie. 5x $1 spins — base spins only, NO gamble features. Most money left = -1 bonus. Still drink your vodka soda and score sips normally.

5

Irish Club Hotel Par 5

Drink: 🍺 Guinness OR 2x Jamo & Coke
No Names

Must use golf nicknames from Hole 1. Every slip = +1. "Oi" and "mate" are fine. Other teams are listening.

Guinness vs Jameson

Guinness: Skull for a 1 (ace).
2x Jamo & Coke: Skull both = best you can get is 2. Jamo option for anyone who won't drink Guinness, but you're accepting a disadvantage. Each player chooses individually.

6

Bone Idol Brewery Par 4

Drink: 🍺 Craft Beer (House Brew)
Leaders Curse

1st place pair CANNOT touch their own drink. Partner feeds it to them. Both players take turns feeding each other. Spilling counts — still gotta finish it.

⚠️ HALFWAY CHECK
Tally scores. Announce standings. Leaders cop the Curse again at Hole 10.
7

Flippd Par 4

Drink: 🍸 Winner's Choice Cocktail
1v1 Game Challenge

Each pair challenges another pair. Winner gets -1 bonus. Refuse = +1 penalty. Overall winning team picks which cocktail everyone drinks. Sips scored normally.

8

The Rock Par 3

Drink: 🍷 Red Wine
Countdown Race

Countdown from 3, everyone starts together. Once your pair finishes, race walk to George Banks. Last pair through the door = +1. First pair = -1. No running.

9

George Banks Par 5

Drink: 🍸 Bartender's Choice (Surprise!)
No Phones

Phones in the middle. +1 per touch. Whatever the bartender gives you, drink it. No swapping, no complaints. Each team might get something different.

10

Tonic / Cork & Lever Par 4

Drink: 🍸 Cocktail (House Pick)
Leaders Curse + Wrong Hand

1st place gets fed by partner again. PLUS wrong hand for everyone else. Double trouble.

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Fitzy's Par 4 • FINAL

Drink: 🍸 Winner's Choice (1st Place Picks)
The Final Hole

Bottom 2 teams do a sudden death chug-off. One player each (team nominates). Loser gets +3. 1st place picks what everyone drinks — could be kind, could be brutal.

🏆 Scoring

Sips, bonuses & penalties
🍺 Sip Scoring
SipsScoreGolf Term
11Ace
22Eagle
33Birdie
44Par
55Bogey
66Double Bogey
7+7Triple Bogey (max)
DNF10DQ
A "sip" is a proper gulp. No bird sips. Group calls out weak sips — majority rules.

Irish Club: 2x Jamo & Coke skulled = 2 (not 1). Guinness can be skulled for 1.
✅ Bonuses
Subtracted from score (good)
Best Dressed
Group votes at Hole 11
-2
Birdie Streak
3 holes at par or under
-1
Entertainer Award
Group votes at Hole 11
-1
Double Ace
Both players skull same hole
-2
Flippd Winner
Win the game at Hole 7
-1
Pokie Winner
Most $ left at Hole 4
-1
❌ Penalties
Added to score (bad)
No Golf Outfit
Added to Hole 1
+2
Phone Touch
No-phone holes
+1 ea
Wrong Hand
Wrong-hand holes
+1 ea
Using Real Names
No-name hole
+1 ea
Didn't Finish
DQ for that hole
+10
Chundering
The Hazard
+5
Last in Race
Countdown race
+1
Refuse Challenge
At Flippd
+1
Chug-Off Loser
Final hole
+3

🚶 Walking Route

11 pubs through Toowoomba CBD
📍 Route Legs
1

Leg 1 — Holes 1–4

Mouse Proof → Royal Hotel → Spotted Cow → Sports Club
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Leg 2 — Holes 5–6

Irish Club Hotel → Bone Idol Brewery
3

Leg 3 — Holes 7–8

Flippd → The Rock
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Leg 4 — Holes 9–11 🏁

George Banks → Tonic / Cork & Lever → Fitzy's
📋 Quick List
1
Mouse Proof
Strongest % beer on tap
Winner assigns nicknames
2
Royal Hotel
Last place picks your drink
Wrong Hand
3
Spotted Cow
Schooner of cider
No Phones
4
Sports Club
Vodka soda
Pokie Gamble ($5, 5 spins)
5
Irish Club Hotel
Guinness OR 2x Jamo & Coke
No Names
6
Bone Idol Brewery
Craft beer (house brew)
Leaders Curse
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HALFWAY CHECK
Tally scores & announce standings
7
Flippd
Winner's choice cocktail
1v1 Game Challenge
8
The Rock
Red wine
Countdown Race
9
George Banks
Bartender's choice (surprise)
No Phones
10
Tonic / Cork & Lever
Cocktail (house pick)
Leaders Curse + Wrong Hand
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Fitzy's
Winner's choice (1st place picks)
FINAL HOLE — Chug-off for bottom 2

📖 Rules & Info

Detailed rules & final notes
🔓 Special Rules

👑 Leaders Curse — Holes 6 & 10

1st place pair CANNOT hold their own drink. Partner feeds it to them. Both players take turns. Spilling counts — still gotta finish. Tie for 1st? Both teams cop it.

🏃 Countdown Race — Hole 8

  1. Everyone gets their drink
  2. Countdown: 3... 2... 1... DRINK!
  3. Both in your pair must finish
  4. Race walk to George Banks
  5. Last pair through door = +1
  6. First pair through = -1
  7. No running on roads — walk fast

🎮 1v1 Game Challenge — Hole 7 (Flippd)

  • Each pair challenges another pair
  • Winner gets -1 bonus
  • Refuse a challenge = +1 penalty
  • Winning team picks the cocktail everyone drinks
  • Sips scored normally on top

🎰 Pokie Gamble — Hole 4 (Sports Club)

  • Each team puts $5 in a pokie
  • 5x $1 spins — base only, NO gamble
  • Most money left = -1 bonus
  • Tie = no one gets it

👇 Last Place Picks Your Drink — Hole 2 (Royal Hotel)

  • Worst team from Hole 1 picks everyone's drink
  • Anything on the menu — cocktails, spirits, whatever
  • Can pick different drinks for different teams
  • Last place picks their own too

🍺 Guinness or Jameson — Hole 5 (Irish Club)

  • Guinness: Skull for 1 (ace)
  • 2x Jamo & Coke: Skull both = best is 2
  • Each player chooses individually
  • Jamo is the non-Guinness option but you're at a disadvantage

📴 No Phones — Holes 3 & 9

  • Phones face-down in the centre
  • +1 every time you touch yours
  • Dob your mates in
  • Emergencies only (group votes)

✋ Wrong Hand — Holes 2 & 10

  • Non-dominant hand only
  • +1 every time wrong hand touches drink
  • Picking up, holding, adjusting — all count

👤 No Names — Hole 5

  • Golf nicknames only (assigned at Hole 1)
  • Every slip = +1
  • "Oi" and "mate" are fine
  • Pointing and saying their name still counts
📝 Final Notes
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Lowest score wins. Just like real golf.

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Drink responsibly. Tap out = +10 for that hole and skip. No shame.

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Stay together. Wait for the group at each pub (except during races).

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Be good to the pubs. Don't be messy, thank the staff.

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Designate a scorer. One per team. No disputes at Hole 11.

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Get home safe. Sort taxis/ubers before you start.

LOWEST SCORE WINS.
MAY THE BEST PAIR WIN. ⛳